Dez

She is the puppet master of all this madness and is doing a damn well good job at it.

Often known as a neighborhood nuisance, she can be seen running down the street, with bags of Yaoi and Yuri comics; followed by a fleet of policemen and angry sexually harassed people following.

She used to attend college, until she asked her to leave after that incident with the math teacher, and English teacher, and pretty much all of her other teachers. No one can be sure of exactly what happened that day but they said that it involved a lot of “Fuck You’s” and her not wearing any pants.

Egotistic, psychotic, violent, and driven by caffeine and vicodin--she can be seen as a type of evil--However she is a god person at heart, but is just prone to bad habits.

Also, she kidnapped a girl named Stacey from Beverly Hills so she can be her stand-in when Dez isn’t around to entertain the readers; she also beats Stacey.

 

Hates: people that misjudges other’s, the “Truth” company, children, people that take her soda when she was saving it (Miz),  Humanity, people that try to kill her (Stacey), rules, teenagers, children, old people, waking up, the drunk girl at the party, and her job.

 

Likes: sleeping, smoking, drawing, making comic books, hanging out, give orders, Coca-Cola, Yaoi, Yuri, Morrissey, Ninjas, Sweet French Bread, maracas, Cigarettes, Halloween, Time Burton Films, and reading/making comics.

Miz:

Is the younger sister of Dez and is pretty much more level headed then Dez and is pretty much you average angry teen. Happens to enjoy writing as well and hopes to somehow publish books in the future. She’s a self proclaimed genius however, due to the fact of several head traumas as a child her genius kind of comes and goes. Some say it’s because of that entire head trauma that she turned out to be a psychotic violent girl, but don’t let her violent ways thinks she’s a bad person; if your nice to her she’ll try her best to do as much good as she can. Also, she is often mistaken as a lesbian.

 

Hates: Healthy Food, Idiots who are gifted with the ability to affect the world but abuse it, The Stupid, Getting Burned, Being mistaken for a lesbian, having dogs bark at her, injustice, not being able to solve a problem, having all the limbs of her body accidentally slammed into things, her broad shoulders, doctors, running, certain religions, closed minded people, greed, lust, Mall Goths, Emo people, most of the music industry, capitalism, getting hit by things, Snooty Ninjas, Being ignored, Being called stupid, ignorance, people who lie for all the wrong reasons, suicide, unnecessary terrorism, Her Bathroom, Standing in the shower, Coca-Cola, Root Beer, Cream Soda, certain types of Pork, Sea Food, Broken Machinery, Little headphones, the color pink, slow cars, nature/camping, insects, sneezing, hiccups, maracas, Red States, In breeders, MySpace.com, Gaia Online, Sweet French Bread, guns, CD skipping, Cigarette Smoke, Rape, people who fuck animals, bratty children, Certain web comics, (if you ask her what web comics she dislikes and you have one--it’s yours.) Illness, practical jokes, being broke, people getting caught in her bear traps, racism, late mail, not having mail, excessive advertising, illegal drugs, Aggressive Healthy People, getting cut, getting shot, digestive problems, being lonely, and furry novelty items.

 

Likes: sharpie fumes, photoshop, beef, being a speed demon on a dune buggy, unhealthy food, intelligence, sick humor, pandas, tigers, justice, solving problems, proper blood circulation, open minded people, true heroes, sharing, being a pirate, orange soda, Pepsi, mustard, Functioning Machinery, Fat Headphones, colors blue, green, black, white, purple, and gray, belching, Gaia Online, Sour Dough French Bread, harpoons, battle tanks, well behaved children, morbid thoughts, being violent, yelling at the T.V., having money, writing, people getting caught in her bear traps, getting special mail, vicodin, slurpies, all forms of real meat and fake meat, swimming, abusing the elderly, certain words, gophers, sea animals, good music, good web comics, slave labor graphics, Halloween, pleasant randomness, and hugging her giant teddy bear; Orville.

Stacey:

She was kidnapped from her Beverly Hills home from Dez, so she can be used as a stand in for when Dez overdoses on Cough Syrup and can’t make it to the comic. Stacey is a very naïve, preppy, bratty, used-to-be-rich girl; However since she’s lived with Miz and Dez she’s been tormented by late night beatings, being shoved into crawl spaces, and  having pictures of her sleeping be sold to men in prison. She has grown a large amount of hate against Dez, mostly because she is the one causing all the pain and suffering in her life. On the other hand, when she was living with her parents she was continuously ignored and left alone in her big house--if there was one part she enjoys about living with Miz and Dez is she is never by herself--but she also hates it very much.

 

Hates: Dez, poor people, cooking, cleaning, hates the color black, being shoved in crawl spaces, being beaten, wearing nothing but an apron, and public transportation.

 

Likes: Pink, money, sleeping, and yelling at Dez.